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Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.

Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!

An ad for a Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.

When the restaurant next to the Church put out a big sign that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one!

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash

K-Mart isn't the only saving place!

Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary

Delay is preferable to error

Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your bible

It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees

What part of THOU SHALT NOT don't you understand?

A clear conscience makes a soft pillow

The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday

Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings

Forbidden fruit creates many jams

Christians, keep the faith... But not from others!

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1

Under same management for over 2000 years

Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back

Soul food served here

You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving

Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive

Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!

Come early for a good Back seat

Seven days without prayer makes one weak

No Jesus - no peace, Know Jesus - know peace!

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due

Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies

If you do not want to reap the fruits of sin stay out of the devil's orchard

May is God's apology for February

To belittle is to be little

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.

No God -- No Peace. Know God -- Know Peace.

A singing group called The Resurrection was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, The Resurrection is postponed.

People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.

God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright.

Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily.

How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Non-smoking?

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

In the dark? Follow the Son.

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

BILLBOAD SIGNS

Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game - God

C'mon Over And Bring The Kids - God

What Part of "Thou Shalt Not..." Didn't You Understand? - God

We Need To Talk - God

Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer! - God

Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage - God

That "Love Thy Neighbour" Thing, I Meant It. - God

I Love You...I Love You...I Love You... - God

Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place? - God

Follow Me. - God

Big Bang Theory? You've Got To Be Kidding. - God

My Way Is The Highway. - God

Need Directions? - God

You Think It's Hot Here? - God

Tell The Kids I Love Them. - God

Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available. - God

Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test! - God